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Archive for August 12, 2008
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!
August 12, 2008 by Jeremy.
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
I just want to know at what point in the thought process does this suddenly become a good idea!
So for his genius of an idea, Xing get to be the recipient of an Illogical Thought Award! Congratulations to him!
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