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Sperm Donor Forced to Pay Child Support

I hope the title gets the point of the article acrsoss.

$PERM WAIL BY DONOR

I’m trying hard to really look at this through a lens of common sense, but I’m having a hard time coming to what I believe to be the best common sense conclusion. I may need to call in some tag-team buddies from the other contributors to the site and see what they think. I’ll do my best right now though and hopefully they’ll respond with a comment.

From the common sense perspective regarding the whole issue I’m actually going to agree with the judge on this one even though that is just so amazingly absurd. The sperm donor is the biological father and only had a verbal agreement to no fatherly duties yet for part of the boy’s life he acted like a distant father.

Now let me break it down a little more. The donor/father/moron gave up common sense when he decided to donate his sperm (as a married man) to a lesbian couple that he was friends with at his workplace. The women are also being rather absurd in seeking support at this time. I figure the kid must be going to some expensive college and they want “daddy donor” to pay the bill.

All parties involved in this entire story have absolutely no common sense therefore I will be awarding the mother as identified in court papers as P.D., the alleged father who is identified as S.K., and the anonymous lesbian with the Illogical Thought Award as awarded by our site Coherent Thought. They deserve it!

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5 Responses to “Sperm Donor Forced to Pay Child Support”

  1. RBuffordTJ says:
    December 4, 2007 at 10:13 am

    *inhales deeply*

    OF ALL THE STUPID THINGS! What a moron of a judge! What an idiot of a “man”/trained monkey/sperm donor! What an stupid couple of lesbian/wana-be couple!

    People need to understand a very simple, well proven, politically incorrect fact. When you go outside the marriage boundaries (man and woman) you will ALWAYS have problems? Why you ask? Because God said so! He created it, He understands the fundamentals of how it will work and what will destroy it.

    I agree that the man is responsible because he fathered a child, period! I also think that the two “women” should be forced to pay the back 18 years to the father for not making the child available because they were too stupid and trying to prove how two women can make a safe and stable home like a man and woman. They obviously failed and that is the point that needs to be splashed all over the wall for people to see. If they were successful they would not be after the biological father’s money now would they!

    Someone said to me recently that if God doesn’t return soon for His people, He will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah for destroying them because they had gotten so bad. Look around people.

    Bufford

  2. Jeremy says:
    December 4, 2007 at 10:59 am

    That was the thought process I had as well Bufford.

  3. Digits says:
    December 4, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    that better be appealed

  4. Jeremy says:
    December 5, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    I’m kind of curious to see how this plays out myself… Like I said though, I think all parties involved are at fault.

  5. DangerousNate says:
    February 18, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    The next time a gay couple asks you for sperm to conceive a child tell’em to do what any married couple does, do it themselves.

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