Sperm Donor Forced to Pay Child Support

December 3, 2007 by Jeremy.

I hope the title gets the point of the article acrsoss.

$PERM WAIL BY DONOR

I’m trying hard to really look at this through a lens of common sense, but I’m having a hard time coming to what I believe to be the best common sense conclusion. I may need to call in some tag-team buddies from the other contributors to the site and see what they think. I’ll do my best right now though and hopefully they’ll respond with a comment.

From the common sense perspective regarding the whole issue I’m actually going to agree with the judge on this one even though that is just so amazingly absurd. The sperm donor is the biological father and only had a verbal agreement to no fatherly duties yet for part of the boy’s life he acted like a distant father.

Now let me break it down a little more. The donor/father/moron gave up common sense when he decided to donate his sperm (as a married man) to a lesbian couple that he was friends with at his workplace. The women are also being rather absurd in seeking support at this time. I figure the kid must be going to some expensive college and they want “daddy donor” to pay the bill.

All parties involved in this entire story have absolutely no common sense therefore I will be awarding the mother as identified in court papers as P.D., the alleged father who is identified as S.K., and the anonymous lesbian with the Illogical Thought Award as awarded by our site Coherent Thought. They deserve it!

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