Global Warming Makes for a Nice Lobster Dinner

April 12, 2007 by Jeremy.

I’m not a big lobster fan but I find myself wondering if I should feel like one. I mean with all this Global Warming going on the weather should make for a nice tropical delight. I figure that’s what the lobster thinks when you first start to boil it. At first the lobster enjoys the nice steam room environment, but then the steam and water temperature start to pick up. It’s still relaxing but he’s starting to get worried especially since he’s starting to turn a brighter shade of red. Before he realizes it, he’s cooked! At least by the time Global Warming has cooked us all we won’t even realize it!

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